{"id":2970,"date":"2024-01-18T00:45:00","date_gmt":"2024-01-18T00:45:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stumblingtowardartistry.com\/?p=2970"},"modified":"2026-04-10T18:12:41","modified_gmt":"2026-04-10T18:12:41","slug":"opportunity-missed-so-buh-bye","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stumblingtowardartistry.com\/?p=2970","title":{"rendered":"Buh-Bye, Missed Opportunity"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Dear Professor Smith,<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>While scrolling the internet, I stumbled upon the syllabus from a class you taught at Stanford Continuing Studies\u2026I Laughed So Hard, I Cried: Writing Comedy and Tragedy. I practically fell off my chair with excitement looking for the \u2018enroll\u2019 button, only to notice \u20182023\u2019 printed at the bottom of the page. Since it&#8217;s currently the year 2026, the class is long since over!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>This disappointment feels like a personal tragedy as I fail to find any comedy in missed opportunity. As a consolation (aka, booby prize), I joined Stanford\u2019s email list that lets prospective students know if a  class is ever offered again. So while I live like a lady in waiting, I\u2019m also going straight to the source by reaching out to you, the professor of the course. Besides, I think that email list is stringing me along, and I&#8217;m not even playing hard to get. I\u2019m a sure thing!&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>If this letter resonates with a sense of desperation, it\u2019s because I\u2019m over fifty and afrAId of ChatGPT.&nbsp;I fear it will soon learn to write comedy and tragedy with such accuracy that we\u2019ll laugh at how we humans once thought it couldn\u2019t. That&#8217;s no laughing matter. It\u2019s actually something to cry about.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Thank you for considering a student who wants to learn how to spin disappointing life events into tears of laugher. Or laughter through tears, which&nbsp;Steel Magnolias&nbsp;taught me is Truvy\u2019s favorite emotion. She was the character played by the one and only Dolly Parton. And Dolly is certainly no lady in waiting.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>With tears and some tittering,<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Suzie McCormac<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Dear Professor Smith, While scrolling the internet, I stumbled upon the syllabus from a class you taught at Stanford Continuing Studies\u2026I Laughed So Hard, I Cried: Writing Comedy and Tragedy. I practically fell off my chair with excitement looking for the \u2018enroll\u2019 button, only to notice \u20182023\u2019 printed at the bottom of the page. Since &hellip; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":2979,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stumblingtowardartistry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2970"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stumblingtowardartistry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stumblingtowardartistry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stumblingtowardartistry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stumblingtowardartistry.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2970"}],"version-history":[{"count":11,"href":"https:\/\/stumblingtowardartistry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2970\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3053,"href":"https:\/\/stumblingtowardartistry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2970\/revisions\/3053"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stumblingtowardartistry.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/2979"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stumblingtowardartistry.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2970"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stumblingtowardartistry.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2970"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stumblingtowardartistry.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2970"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}